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Dear Abby

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    December 5, 2018 5:58 AM EST

    Dear Abby,
    I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.


    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.


    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve cover on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks, Robert


    This post was edited by DJ Tim at December 5, 2018 5:59 AM EST