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LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

  • January 22, 2019 12:38 PM EST

    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost
    Control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the
    Road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful
    Woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with
    Cleavage to die for...

    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of
    The car to get a closer look.

    She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage
    That nasty scrape on your head."

    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will
    Like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you
    Have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken
    And weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a
    Couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
    "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so
    I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't
    Know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."

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